#madferit

for nosey questions   I smile when I'm angry, I cheat and I lie.
Irish Med student, shark and EM afficionado

Baby:m-m
Mom:mama?
Baby:mitochondria. it is the powerhouse of the cell
— 1 week ago with 102370 notes

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:WAT DOING
Me:Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog:WHERE GO
Me:I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog:I COME TOO
Dog:WAT DOING
Me:I need to open this door.
Dog:I HALP
Me:No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog:I HALP
Me:Sigh.
Dog:WHERE GOING
Me:I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog:CAN I COME
Me:Sure.
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No please don't you are-
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Me:No there's no room and-
Dog:LAP
Me:No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog:RIGHT HERE
Me:That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog:IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me:I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me:I AM
Dog:I SIT IN LAP
Dog:PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog:HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog:SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me:.......
— 3 weeks ago with 85607 notes
winter-glitter-red:

this is one of the best thing I have seen in my life.

winter-glitter-red:

this is one of the best thing I have seen in my life.

(Source: realignanxiety, via thevirginityslayer)

— 3 weeks ago with 38150 notes

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via haylers-yo)

— 4 weeks ago with 435146 notes

fermatas-theorem:

Girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

(via storybrooke-timelord)

— 4 weeks ago with 113821 notes
runkaherrun:

But if you wait for the perfect condition to do something you’ll never get anything done

runkaherrun:

But if you wait for the perfect condition to do something you’ll never get anything done

— 1 month ago with 90 notes
"Be committed, not attached. But more importantly, know the difference."
— 1 month ago with 225127 notes

There’s a saying about love. Love is not about staring at each other, but staring off in the same direction.

(Source: candlewinds, via cryingoverb4nds)

— 1 month ago with 21718 notes
Cop:Have you been drinking?
Me:I been drankin'
Cop:Surfbort
Me:Surfbort
— 1 month ago with 158888 notes
aspiringdoctors:

thecheerfulmedic:

sciencejokes:

tornadoesandscientists:

drkrislynn:

humanisticscience:

thejunglenook:

scienceisbeauty:

What scientists say in research papers vs. What they actually mean (via io9).

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

Yes. This is good.

Omg it’s like my college career staring right at me.

My thesis, ladies and gents.

My research paper will probably encompass all these terms.

Ha, many of these featured in my thesis
I have my thesis viva tomorrow and then I am free! Wish me luck!

LOOOOOOOL

aspiringdoctors:

thecheerfulmedic:

sciencejokes:

tornadoesandscientists:

drkrislynn:

humanisticscience:

thejunglenook:

scienceisbeauty:

What scientists say in research papers vs. What they actually mean (via io9).

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

Yes. This is good.

Omg it’s like my college career staring right at me.

My thesis, ladies and gents.

My research paper will probably encompass all these terms.

Ha, many of these featured in my thesis

I have my thesis viva tomorrow and then I am free! Wish me luck!

LOOOOOOOL

(via miss-sassmaster)

— 1 month ago with 32487 notes

weekendwolvess:

what’s the point of making fun of someone who has small/no boobs or thin lips or crossed eyes or a big nose or long toes or a mutation or a cleft lip or a smaller than usual body frame or no eyebrows or even a natural receding hair line? you have no place to laugh at someone’s genetic combination as if it was that easy to change, to distort, or to cover up. you are no different than the person next you other than the fact you have no heart.

— 1 month ago with 25 notes
coelasquid:

Proposal: Dragons with pigeon necks

coelasquid:

Proposal: Dragons with pigeon necks

— 1 month ago with 54454 notes